Chapter 1: Deals
Skip all the words and go straight to the deal!
1 Year of Windscribe ProFor $39.00 smackaroos!
Summer is great: relaxing in the backyard, cooking up some steaks, while the kids are doing whatever kids do…listening to Papa Roach, hopped up on 4Loko, and smoking stevia because they couldn't get salvia and stevia sounds close enough. Ahh, to be young again! But all good things must come to an end. September has reared its dumb face again and the school year begins anew.
School is pretty important. Let's look over some facts, shall we? School reduces the chances of you drinking Listerine™ under a bridge by approximately 6%. But it also increases your chance of living under that same bridge by 3%, thanks to exorbitant student loans. Don't worry, though, Windscribe is here to lessen your financial burdens.
The bank when they give you a student loan
With a discount bigger than our egos, and a price so cheap that it ensures our children will only be eating no-name brand canned pastas for the foreseeable future, this could be the best Windscribe deal of the year… or maybe EVER! How are we able to provide you with such a deal? It's called Economics, Watson, and we didn't not fail it in university.
1 Year of Windscribe Pro - $39
The way we see it, if you are already paying $10k+ a year to go to college, may as well pay $10,039 so you can download whatever you want without the dean finding out and shutting down your frat.
Don't go to school? You can just pretend and use the discount anyways - we are equal opportunity discounters. You can also learn a ton more about security and privacy on the Windscribbles Blog - it's kind of like going to university, but with less crying and wishing you were somewhere else.
With Love, Team Windscribe
Random Fact
"It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open."
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