Who will rule the Seven Kingdoms?
Ready for the Game of Thrones finale this Sunday? Our bet is that everyone dies except Jon Snow, he marries the dragon, and has a half dragon, half human child named DroJon Snowgon, The First of Their Name (DroJon is non-binary), Doer of Taxes, Licker of Windows. If we are right, everyone gets free Windscribe Pro for life (seriously). As you can tell, guessing isn't our strong suit, so we are leaving it up to you!
No, it's not going to be T-Pain.
Vote on who you think will rule the Seven Kingdoms when you upgrade to Windscribe Pro via the links below. If you choose correctly, we will double the length of your newly purchased membership! If you fail, we will destroy your village and hear the lamentations of your people! Just kidding, we will do absolutely nothing of the sort, however you're still getting 1 Year Pro at a $10 discount, so even the losers are winners, except you don't get a participation trophy you can show your mom.
Here are your options
Good luck and remember to cast your vote (by giving us your money) before May 19th, 9pm EST. Winners will be sent a congratulatory email reminding them that they wasted 10 years watching a show that's actually the first (failed) version of the Matrix, you know, because dead folks make bad batteries.
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