Tuesday, September 10, 2019

What's better than a delicious bowl of fruit?

Windscribe VPN Router


Here at Windscribe, we're always thinking about new ways to innovate (we also think about squirrels, mortgage payments and other important life or death questions like why you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway). It's not always easy, as not everyone cares about our large network of servers, amazing apps, R.O.B.E.R.T. and other unique features.

Now however, we're about to change the game. Introducing, Windscribe VPN Router + Bowl of Fruit.


Don't eat the router, it has sharp edges

We've partnered up with InvizBox, an Irish company that makes custom routers that are specifically optimized for VPNs. They now have Windscribe baked in, so all you gotta do is enter your existing OpenVPN credentials into their flashy interface, and you're good to go. Keep in mind, this requires a Windscribe Pro account.

Unfortunately Ireland is suffering from a fruit shortage right now (everyone stocking up for Brexit), so you're gonna get just the router, but to compensate there is a 10% discount for the next 48 hours, so you can buy your own bowl of fruit.

Pre-Order Windscribe Fruit Router Just 116 easy payments of $1 (all charged at once)


Still not sure whether to buy this sweet sci-fi looking puck of Internet freedom? Perhaps this elegant list of features will convince you otherwise:

InvizBox Features

Multiple VPN Hotspots Connect to multiple servers at once - WINDFLIX hotspot for TV, local server for normal browsing
VPN on All Devices Even your smart fridge and toaster are supported. Nobody should know your toaster preferences.
Easy to Use Your grandma can do it, but you should do it for her anyway. Be nice.
Parental Controls Get your kids to stop playing Fortnite. It's a gateway drug to Minecraft and dabbing.
Keep Your Router Is your current router precious to you? Keep it, and use InvizBox to create a separate VPN hotspot.

Okay, Take My Money


Random Fact

"A U.S. dollar bill can be folded approximately 4,000 times in the same place before it will tear."

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