... and wittier than ever!
It's been a dog's age since we last spoke, so we understand if you're thinking "new number, who dis?" You already know the reason for our hiatus: in March the world was confronted with the terrifying news that Disney was pushing the release date of Mulan. We were so deeply impacted by this news that all Windscribe employees locked themselves up at home as a form of protest, refusing to come out for any reason until the film was released. We only found out about COVID after the Mul-lockdown. Ironically, it turned out that Mulan sucked more than crippling lockdown depression. (Disney Lawyers: this is a joke, remember those?).
Thanks Joe!
Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled programming! Halloween is upon us once again, and this year Windscribe's going trick or treating dressed as a YouTube VPN Ad! To maximize the authenticity of our costume, we're going to go out a day earlier so that everyone answering the door will be severely annoyed and unprepared by our surprise visit. Since we've never really done YouTube ads, we wanted to bring the average Youtube viewing experience to life in glorious THX Dolby IMAX super surround 4D! We usually spend our entire marketing budget on long distance calls with our mothers to convince them to tell their friends about Windscribe. It worked too - we hit our 25th million user in September. We're not kidding, this is huge for us, before then we didn't even know numbers that high existed!
Numbers! There are so many of them.
Obviously, while we were in Mulan Lockdown, we were keeping our sanity by continuously working on Windscribe improvements.
New Things
- 2FA - Keep your account as safe and secure as your POG collection
- WireGuard - A new protocol that guards your wires. Should be a lot faster for some of you. Currently available on Android, iOS and our beta Windows/Mac applications.
- New Desktop Apps - These are still in beta, but you can get them now in our Discord server.
- Super Secret DNS Service - We've also been covertly working on a brand new product, a customizable DNS service, which will be ready soon™. Join our Discord to participate in the closed beta in a few weeks.
Last but not least, and the thing you're probably most interested in, the treats! This month, we have the best discount we've ever offered, at least from our perspective. Get 0% off, for an unlimited time only, by using the promo code NOTADEAL. We're especially happy about this as it allows us to sell our product for the exact same price you normally would purchase it for, saving us a lot of effort creating a new plan and promoting it. Regardless, this is still an awesome offer that would be really silly to ignore.
Get The No Deal For just 0.5 cents per hour
- Windscribe Team
Random Fact
"Dueling is legal is Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors."
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