That's why we invented Fuchsia Friday!
Thanksgiving is the time to be surrounded by the people you love, the savoury scent of roasted meats dancing in the air, the sweet bouquet of pumpkin pie tickling your nostrils and the echoes of giggling children scurrying about the living room preparing for a feast. At least theoretically. The reality is you, surrounded by drunken maniacs yelling about politics and conspiracy theories (the birds are robotic government agents!!), while suffocating in a room thick with turkey farts and unspoken family secrets.
All birds are government drones, including the turkey on your table.
Then you're supposed to leave the house, drunk on cheap scotch and tryptophan, to go Black Friday shopping. Black Friday: the one day a year where you can get the best deal on that gadget you want most... theoretically. The reality is you shivering in a lineup at a Walmart parking lot for 12 hours to buy discounted shrimp or a $1200 TV, that is actually worth $200, for the "sale" price of $1500. Then once the store opens, everything devolves into a Game of Thrones battle scene as shoppers Riverdance over each other's corpses to get the "deal of a century!" But we've got a better idea...
Forget Black Friday! It's time for Fuschia Friday and Cybrrrr Monday! Now you can get the greatest deals of the year on the greatest VPN ever without having to leave the comfort of your Turkey Fart Mansion! Deal number one is a delicious plate of 1 year of Windscribe Pro for only $29 (40% off).
1 Year Pro Plan For $29.00
Not filling enough for your hungry eyes? Don't you worry your pretty face, we have a buffet of 3 years of Windscribe Pro for the sexy sum of $69 (53%off)!
3 Year Pro Plan For $69.00
These are the best Windscribe deal of the year and it's only available until Dec 3rd! So treat yourself and the ones you love to the gift of privacy!
That's not all. We're also excited to announce our new online publication Windscribbles! Now you can learn more about online security, tutorials, company updates, and even our office pets! And let's not forget the sweet sweet memes. So come learn and have some giggles on Windscribbles.
Happiest Thanksgiving to all of you!
Team Windscribe
Random Fact
"Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane."
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