You Can Still Become Windependent
...but not for long, as the freedom train is coming to a halt.
Still nursing a wicked Windependence Day hangover? Miss drinking and blowing stuff up while chanting USA! USA!? The good news is Windscribe is powered by rocket fuel and tiger blood! We refuse to stop partying! By partying we mean writing code until our fingertips bleed and our buttcheeks chafe from sitting for hours at a time. Can't get hungover if you never stop partying! So join the Windscribe Pro party and treat yourself to the best deal of the year.
Express that raw, explosive American patriotism by doing what America does best... yearning for freedom and buying things! In fact, buying software that keeps the government from knowing what you do in your spare time is the most American thing you can do! Not American? Now you can get a taste of their unrelenting need for privacy and freedom without even leaving your home country! For only $29 a year, you get unlimited bandwidth, and access to every single one of our servers around the world (even places on the receiving end of America freedom), for less than the price of a Blu-Ray copy of Garfield! Except with Windscribe, you get to keep your pride...
Last Chance For Windependence
If it were easy, it wouldn't be called partying hard.
Team Windscribe
Random Fact
'Murica is named after explorer and spaghetti fanatic Amerigo Vespucci who navigated to the New World in the late 1400s.
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