Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Forgot a V-Day Gift? Here, We Saved Your Relationship

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Unlike STDs, Windscribe is a Gift You WANT to Give!

Valentine's Day can be tough. Guessing what your partner wants is about as useful as the NYPD's Ethics and Conduct Manual - either you paid attention and got your lover a gift they wanted, or your partner will freak out and cry. Don't believe us? Try to explain to wifey why you got her a Ridge wallet... What? So she can sit on it every day and leave a permanent rectangular divot on her right buttcheek?

Perhaps you are shopping for your man. Don't know what to buy him this V-day even though he has probably forgotten it's the 14th? Don't bother with analyzing what he would want, men can be notoriously difficult to shop for. Do you get him a gun made of beef jerky? A gift certificate to a tattoo shop so he can finally get a tramp-stamp for his muffin top? So many options!

Never fear, Windscribe has you covered like a fat kid's t-shirt at a public swimming pool. This V-Day give your lover the gift of a VPN, namely ours! We built a whooole gifting page just for you! Imagine receiving Windscribe for Valentine's!! It'll be so confusing, so completely left field, they won't know what to do with themselves! Should they flip out? Should they kiss you on your plump, rosy cheek? You just wanted to protect them, after all. We'd suggest you pair it with something sentimental, like a vial containing your baby teeth or a plaster cast of your cockerspaniel's paw.

Feeling Cheap? Get Your Friends to Hook You Up!

Every time you invite a friend to Windscribe, both of you get 1 GB of FREE data. But it gets even better—if your friend upgrades to a Pro account, you get the same plan for free!

  • Step 1: Share your unique referral link - you can find it in My Account.
  • Step 2: Your friend signs up using the link.
  • Step 3: Both of you get 1 GB of free data.
  • Bonus: If your friend upgrades, you get a free upgrade to the same plan!
  • Whoever you are celebrating with, even if it's just you, don't forget to have a laugh and love a bit more this Valentine's. And if you can't muster up the energy to, know that we definitely love you.

    Fat frickin smooches,
    Team Windscribe

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