Our Big Fat Greek Case
Instead of filing a data request like normal people (which we cannot comply with), the Greek authorities took time out of their busy days of not paying taxes and pretending they invented everything to press criminal charges against our CEO, Yegor. The charge? Read the blog post for details like a legal scholar.
After two years of courtroom battles, a small fortune, and biting our nails until we chewed off our fingers, the case was thrown out of court like a week-old spanakopita! No logs = no evidence. Privacy wins, and so does the sanctity of Yegor's tight little butthole body. He's too pretty for jail.
Buy A Shirt, Save a Yegor
Just like an IMF bailout, we need help paying off these court costs - so we made a super-sick-awesome limited edition t-shirt to commemorate this Odyssean courtroom drama. All proceeds of the shirt will go towards making our holes whole again!
This isn't just a shirt. It's a flag. A statement. A write-off... probably.
Also available in our incredible Windscribe Swag shop:
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