...no, it's not a selection of whiskey
The weirdest Christmas season is finally upon us, and you must be wondering why we are sending you another email. Isn't that two in less than a week?! Didn't we promise not to spam you? Is the earth actually a sphere? The answers to all of those questions is a resounding yes, but we just figured you totally deserves another email - you know, for being good this year. We wanted to give you another chance to laugh at 2020's pathetic face by watching a short film we made. We also wanted to give you the opportunity to save a whole bunch of money on a Windscribe subscription, if you're so inclined. Think of it as an optional donation towards improving the service, and towards making more of these great films.
Be like Simba
First things first - Our Dagestani Oscars winning short film. Windscribe employees donated the proceeds of the office swear jar towards making moving pictures for you, our humble user. So take a break from writing Tinder profiles about how Friends is the best show (it's not), and how you're such a Phoebe (you're not), and watch some real genius at work. Did we forget to mention that there's also a link in the video for crazy discounts on Windscribe Pro? Because there is also a link in the video for crazy discounts on Windscribe Pro. You may find it towards the end of the video.
Secondly, we would like to remind you that you don't have to spend the holidays alone, you can join us and a bunch of our awesome users on Reddit or Discord. There are plenty of hilarious antics to keep you chuckling heartily, plenty of friends for you to make, and tons of little contests to keep you flush with winnings. We're also fairly active on Twitter, where you'll find us bragging about awesome new Windscribe features, posting terrible memes, and chatting with our users. What are you waiting for? Get in on the conversation, and boost our follower count. Everyone knows that popularity is the only metric that truly counts in life (it doesn't, the only thing that actually counts is chocolate).
One last thing before this holiday email comes to an end... we wanted to thank you. It's thanks to you that we get to build a product we love. It's thanks to you that we want to keep making Windscribe better. It's thanks to you that one kid with an arts degree can look at their parents in the face and tell them "LOOK MA, I MADE MONEY WITH MY ENGLISH DEGREE." And if that's not the true spirit of Christmas, what is?
Random Fact
"Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women."
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