... and they smell like beans
Today, Windscribe is celebrating Global Wind Day (yes, that's a real celebration), a day when we thank the Wind for the sustainable power it generates. To honour this auspicious occasion, we commissioned Elon Musk's 3rd cousin to build us a DIY wind turbine to power our office. We're also providing our own wind by eating bean-filled foods and farting onto said DIY wind turbine. So far we've only generated enough energy to get a few flickers out of a light bulb. Guess we aren't as full of hot air as other VPN companies.
Dear wind, thank you.
On the "plus" side, the flickering light makes our office look like an abandoned insane asylum, which reminds us of our university days - ahh, youth! In truth, the only insane thing about Windscribe (apart from our emails) is how insanely innovative, talented and modest we are.
It's time for Computer Engineering class!
Speaking of talent and innovation, we are proud to say that Windscribe 2.0 is now officially ready for you to download. After months of hard work, testing and tweaking from our exquisite team of brilliant employees and beta users (love you!), we are confident in saying that Windscribe 2.0 is truly the greatest VPN app in a long line of VPN apps. Feast your beautiful eyes upon our latest features:
- New UI - 69% more pleasing to the eye than the old one
- Meme Support - Upload custom backgrounds into the UI (beta)
- Split Tunneling - Choose applications that should use the VPN
- Wireguard - Latest generation VPN protocol
- MAC Spoofing - Rotates your MAC address on every new network
- Custom Configs - Use any VPN provider's servers and get (almost) all the same features
But that's not all we're celebrating. Thanks to each and every one of you, Windscribe has been growing faster than a buffet line on 4/20. This means we need more talented people to join our ranks. If you or someone you know is looking for an opportunity to exchange talent for hard currency (or crypto), check out our jobs page:
Finally, as mentioned in our previous email, we've been working on a DNS service called ControlD. The D stands for "download it now, you have nothing to lose by trying it, not even money since there's a 30-day free trial!" We've added tons of improvements, features and functionality based on your feedback - and we're adding more every day!
Random Fact
"A U.S. dollar bill can be folded approximately 4,000 times in the same place before it will tear."
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