Windscribe is the Best, and So Humble, Wow: A Year in Review
What a year! 2024 has been filled with more action than Bill Clinton's pants. So we've put together a little compendium of all of our accomplishments so you can take a look back with us and get a taste of the success we've been basted in. After all, we couldn't have done it without you, you absolute beauties! Highlights include shipping apps to new platforms, publishing a highly anticipated audit, and winning a PC Mag Editor's Choice Award. That's Personal Computer Magazine, not Politically Correct Magazine - who refused to even speak with us after reading our marketing emails.
As this wild-ass year comes to an end we wanted to take a deep dive into the coolest stuff we have done but there is a lot, so we gift-wrapped it, and put it on our blog just for you! Plus, we missed you, your delicate scent, the sound of your aristocratic laugh as it echoes through the East Wing of your castle. So join us on a journey of Wind-lightenment and behold the excellence that lays before you.
Give the Gift of Windscribe Pro
Everyone loves gifts. People love getting them, people love giving them. Well, Windscribe has finally come to the brilliant conclusion that allowing people to buy Pro for other people is something you all want. It only took us 8 years. Shhh.
- Step 1 - Pick someone you love.
- Step 2 - Click here and buy them a gift card.
- Step 3 - Bathe yourself in delicious praise.
Thank You For An Incredible Year
Where would Windscribe be without our toned and sexy users? Sleeping under a bridge, occasionally eating raccoon meat, and listening to the weeping echoes of our ultimate uselessness - that's where. But we have you, and though we barely know anything about you, here are some sumptuous stats for your enjoyment...
- 875 Petabytes Transferred - That's 25 trillion copies of a short, catchy video, that everyone on Earth could play 3 million times.
- 111,000 Chats - with Garry - you really love that guy!
- 45,000 Support Tickets - You asked, we answered. We're always here to help.
- 65,000+ Peak Connections - Our most popular server location: Dallas - Ranch
It's been a wild and wonderful year and we're so glad you were all along for the ride. We've got some big things coming for 2024 (like a revamped TV app, IP pinning, and improved anti-censorship mechanisms). Go read our blog and learn more, for really reals, there are more jokes in there, too. OK, byeeeeeeee!
Later Gators, baters, and haters,
Team Windscribe
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